In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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