If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
