Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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