So gin and wine won't be happening again
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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