Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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