maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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