just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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