I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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