ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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