we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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