Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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