Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize