So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I need water and some morals
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
