Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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