You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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