That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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