You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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