so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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