My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Come see our sink grown plant.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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