I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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