Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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