therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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