There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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