I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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