Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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