5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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