are you so shy because you have an std?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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