doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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