Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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