hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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