i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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