Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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