you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
