if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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