I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she peed on how many people?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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