I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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