as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize