I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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