you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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