Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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