everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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