SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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