idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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