Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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