I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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