I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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