FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My life is pants optional.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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