i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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