do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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