their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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