My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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