I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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