Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
